It's not my fault
The doctor is concerned I’m not getting enough sleep. “What wakes you up at night?”, she asked.
Last night I woke up to the cat removing its left paw from one side of my face before placing its right paw on the other side of my face. Then the other night I woke up to the sound of my own voice speaking in German. (I’m curious what the rest of that dream was about, but who knows?!)
I’m not convinced this is a medical problem. Maybe it’s causing a medical problem?